A "crap" stewards report if ever I've seen one!

RACE 7 - JUNCTION TABARET PACERS HANDICAP (2240 SS)

Deadly Tana NZ and Arlington Road both began badly and will continue to be drawn wide in standing start races.

Shardons Magic NZ and Shandon Village both began badly and will be placed out of the draw in future standing start races.

Bressingham NZ also began badly. Prior to the All Clear Chris Alford, driver of Bressingham NZ, approached the stewards and requested permission to view the official film of the start. After viewing the film with driver Alford and starter Doug Gretgrix it was established that Bressingham NZ was making manure as the start was affected and driver Chris Alford had his hand in the air signaling to the starter. After considering all the evidence tendered stewards declared Bressingham NZ a non-runner behind denied a fair start. No deductions were required.

Do you think Puppet used the term 'making manure' when he went into the Stewards Room?
I think not. ;)