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strong persuader
04-23-2012, 01:40 AM
Dear Horse Owner,
Are you experiencing too many down the track finishes behind inferior horses at the races? During a race, does your horse forget everything he was bred to do?

Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you. Unlike most chain letters, it doesn't cost any money. Simply send a copy to six other horse owners who are dissatisfied with the way that their horse is behaving. Also, bundle up your horse and send him/her to the horse owner at the top of list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. Do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you.

In one week you should receive 16,436 horses, and at least one of them should be a keeper.

Have faith in this. Do not break the chain. One owner broke the chain and got his own horse back. Good luck!

Danno
04-23-2012, 05:03 AM
Thats a cracker Phil! One out every 16,436 seems about right at the moment too!

Whats your address???

Bandito
04-23-2012, 02:09 PM
I think all but three of the owners of the horses in the two 4yo+ C0 races and the 4yo+ C1 race at Horsham today should be interested :)

strong persuader
04-23-2012, 11:34 PM
Thats a cracker Phil! One out every 16,436 seems about right at the moment too!

Whats your address???

Don't know whether I am ready to gamble on having to sort through that many to find the good un ;) But will probably do so before I am finished.

To walk out one morning and find 16,000 plus horses to work would have to be the stuff of nightmares when you think they are all discards :)