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2minuteman
05-07-2012, 06:45 PM
A well known equine organisation has agreed to change the name of their entity to more accurately reflect their position in society.
It will in future be known as the "Koala Protective Society of N.S.W." (The KPI of N.S.W.)*
The constitution of the K.P.I. will have some specific objectives that will formalise current unspoken objectives,one in particular will be that,

no comment other than that which is subservient,grovelling,sanctimonious,lauditory and fully supportive of each and all actions and decisions taken by the Koala's will be tolerated.

Should any comment/s be made that fall into any of the
above categories be made by people who don't like cuddly protected species they will be dealt with in the same manner as the actions already taken against certain person/s.

The KPI have determined that they are determined to get to the roots of the problem.

*Ho,ho,ho.Just joking.

Triple V
05-07-2012, 06:57 PM
Sadly, many Koalas here on the East Coast have died off in recent years from a widespread outbreak of Chlamydia, thus proving beyond all doubt that Kiwi Shearers can indeed climb trees.

broncobrad
05-09-2012, 12:01 PM
Teecees right Triple, that was a brave statement. I would be watching your back next time you go across the ditch :eek:

aussiebreno
05-09-2012, 12:10 PM
Teecees right Triple, that was a brave statement. I would be watching your back next time you go across the ditch :eek:
VVV will be alright... as long as he doesn't have a wooly backside.

broncobrad
05-09-2012, 01:42 PM
VVV will be alright... as long as he doesn't have a wooly backside.

VVV's hairy but, great Brenno, you have just assaulted my mental capacity with an image that should be confined to Western Plains Zoo. Ughhh!!! Spit, spit,spit...

Don Corleone
05-10-2012, 12:00 AM
VVV will be alright... as long as he doesn't have a wooly backside.


You don't need a wolly backside breno...........that's why we have shearers.