The Caption thread

[Messenger]

If you ever come across a pic that is screaming out for a caption - this is where you post it

[Messenger]

Smoken: Come On Frank, why are you whispering
Come On Frank: Smoken - I'm a little horse

[Messenger]

What did you expect

Punch Line had already come in the race before ;)

[p plater]

Pre race tactics. Look into my eyes
Trigger saying " You are feeling sleepy"

[Richard prior]

Pre race tactics. Look into my eyes
Trigger saying " You are feeling sleepy"

Spot on Bailey

[Messenger]

Pre race tactics. Look into my eyes
Trigger saying " You are feeling sleepy"
√ √ √

[Amlin]

Thinking caps on folks - it's the Minister for Everything - Russ Hinze

[p plater]

Given both seem to be screaming.
Russ: Go you little shit
Pony: Doing my best fat arse

[Richard prior]

Given both seem to be screaming.
Russ: Go you little shit
Pony: Doing my best fat arse
Hahahahaha, (Russ) Pull up at the hot dog stand you hairy little bludger, (Pony) No worry's fat boy.

[Messenger]

The ultimate pony-trot HANDICAP

[Danno]

Have a closer look at the pic...the pony is saying " for christ sake Russ, stop laying your fat guts into my mouth!!!!!"

Russ is,/was, as his usual way not thinking much at all! ( maybe he was thinking about the hotdog stand)

[Lucky Camilla"s Lovechild]

Have a closer look at the pic...the pony is saying " for christ sake Russ, stop laying your fat guts into my mouth!!!!!"

Russ is,/was, as his usual way not thinking much at all! ( maybe he was thinking about the hotdog stand)
I reckon he could have eaten that pony!

[Race For Fun]

Put it in 4 wheel drive Russ.

[Big K]

The ultimate pony-trot HANDICAP

Haha good one!

[Messenger]

I reckon he could have eaten that pony!
Made me laugh

Russ: I thought I would be driving a Standardbred
Pony: Standard ..... you are bitching about standard...... Pegasus forgive me, you have got to be #%^$@$% kidding me

[Messenger]

Rod posted this about a month ago in Odds and Ends
http://www.harnessracingforum.com/showthread.php?5938-ODDS-AND-ENDS-not-worth-a-thread-but-worth-a-post/page11

I thought I would recycle it as it looks ready-made for captioning

[Messenger]

Horse: 6am He Insists and then he falls asleep at the wheel!

[Danno]

Driver. "every time this damn horse farts my hat flies off!!"

[Messenger]

I thought he looked like he was sleeping but you're right Dan - that could be the face of someone who just caught a bad drift

[Amlin]

I don't know whether this photo will inspire many captions but I do like it anyway - a legend doing whatever it takes to get the win.

[Messenger]

Vinny singing: You Make Me Feel Like Dancing

[Messenger]

or considering the cowboy boots I reckon Vinnie could be saying:
"yippie yi yo kayah"
which has its origins from the Bing Crosby 1930's song 'Im An Old Cowhand'
not from Bruce Willis in Die Hard although he made a version of it famous (Die Hard 4.0 is on down here in an hour for all you fans)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo-pApe1Kd0
I reckon you will enjoy this old Bing clip Trish

[trish]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwwMymrCEAA1H7d.jpg

[Danno]

" I hope he doesn't think I'm gunna catch him!!"

[eliteblood]

Now just ease the reins off a bit and bring him back slowly

[Race For Fun]

Something touched me....... I think it was big and hairy. Didn't you feel it?

[p plater]

"I told you he needed to Fart"

[Messenger]

He's a bit flighty ;)

[Messenger]

Trish?

[Danno]

There goes the last of your friends Kev!!!

[Richard prior]

There goes the last of your friends Kev!!!

Bit of payback coming Kev, I'm sure that Trish will reply in kind.

[Messenger]

For Trish
(the silence is scaring me)

[trish]

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-700/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/8/9/1281365093417/Berlin-Germany-A-rider-an-003.jpg




KEVIN is that you?

[Race For Fun]

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-700/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/8/9/1281365093417/Berlin-Germany-A-rider-an-003.jpg




KEVIN is that you?

Beautiful.........

[Richard prior]

Beautiful.........
Lmfao

[Messenger]

Lmfao
Are you laughing at my arse Prior!

[trish]

Are you laughing at my arse Prior!


Its NOT your arse that stands out Kevin!

[Messenger]

Well Messenger was a foundation STALLION

[Danno]

Ive always said you'd have to have balls to be a chariot driver!!

[trish]

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-1920/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/8/9/1281365096731/Duhner-Wattrennen-006.jpg

[trish]

Forward fella, not upward!

[trish]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/26/article-1315486-0B5DB6EA000005DC-693_638x621.jpg

Happy days.

[Messenger]

I think that classy photo was really the one you meant to assign to me wasn't it Trish? ;)

[Danno]

Talk about focussed, check out his ears and the massive amount of sweat that's pouring out of him. Brilliant picture.

[trish]

I think that classy photo was really the one you meant to assign to me wasn't it Trish? ;)


No sorry Kevin, everyone can tell its you from behind!
And are you comparing yourself to Captian Kirk??

[Messenger]

No sorry Kevin, everyone can tell its you from behind!
And are you comparing yourself to Captian Kirk??
Gee Trish that does look like Captain Kirk - IS IT HIM?
At a stretch I look more like this version

[trish]

Can you turn it around please.


Yes that's Captain Kirk.

[trish]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-svwnBtQGLmw/UlyMuW5zV3I/AAAAAAAACAY/Q2bQ9sO2T88/s1600/offhorse.jpg

[Messenger]

Can you turn it around please.


Yes that's Captain Kirk.

LOL You are so mean

[trish]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17300000/Beautiful-horses-horses-17305913-670-670.jpg

[Amlin]

Where else would you put a sign labelled "corner"?!

[Messenger]

It is for any visiting Irish drivers

:eek: Shame on you O'Donoghue

[Amlin]

It is for any visiting Irish drivers

:eek: Shame on you O'Donoghue



It should have an arrow painted underneath pointing the opposite way, just to keep them really on their toes!

[Messenger]

I use this Irish traffic sign as my Poker avatar

[Amlin]

Frank Spencer could have done with that sign when he went for his driving lesson

[trish]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bwn2XJ2CIAA-U-M.jpg:large

[Messenger]

TeeCee at the Dr

[Messenger]

or from an anonymous donor

[Messenger]

A forum regular and known contributor to this thread has a big birthday coming up soon
I am not saying who but wonder whether it would be too early for her to celebrate at her favourite track tomorrow night.
Have a good one

[Richard prior]

Kev would that particular person have 60 candles on their cake??

[Messenger]

Or you could just say 21 and 21 again and another 18

[Richard prior]

Or you could just say 21 and 21 again and another 18

Yes I think the person would appreciate your maths mate.

[Messenger]

Next year, I too will share the appreciation :)

[Messenger]

Vaughn Lynch "I have to get myself a new pic"
http://www.harnesslink.com/Australia/Media-Release--Vaughn-Lynch-appointed-General-Manager---Operations--Harness-Racing-Victoria

[Richard prior]

Vaughn Lynch "I have to get myself a new pic"
http://www.harnesslink.com/Australia/Media-Release--Vaughn-Lynch-appointed-General-Manager---Operations--Harness-Racing-Victoria
LOL Kev, A haircut wouldn't go astray.

[Messenger]

"This is a dog of a track"
I know it is a howler of a caption but I have been looking for a pic to resurrect this thread - thanks Noel

[Adaptor]

Do you think they are all lost ?

[Messenger]

Those cats down at Warragul love their weed.
Stoned Again won the first then Stone of Destiny got up in the 5th
I hear Kyle got the First Four in that race - Stone of Destiny, Togetherwedream, Cosa Nostra, Mystic Castle ;)

[Amlin]

This is not in search of a caption as such but perhaps somebody can name the driver in this pic I received the other week. I know the man in the suit already, and the pic comes from Warragul and I suspect it dates back to around 1965 as that is where other photos in the boxes I went through come from. The fellow in the suit died in early 1973 so it obviously dates before then!


Anybody recognise him or know who won a salad server at Warragul in the 60s?

[Messenger]

"You have put on a few pounds this year Kyle!"

http://www.harnesslink.com/Australia/Big-Christmas-trots-day-planned

[Amlin]

Ho ho ho!

[Richard prior]

Where's my ------- Bike!!!

[Messenger]

Horse 1: Hey Richard, can you afford three more horses?
Horse 2: Oiy Teecee, give us a kiss
Horse 3: You guys are gunna be in big trouble

Merry Christmas Everyone

[Messenger]

Rich's idea of the perfect partner :D

Happy New Year everyone

(Visit dreamstime.com for all your stock photo purchases :))

[Richard prior]

Very good Kev, As long as she was quiet, No problems lol.

[Messenger]

pic from

http://www.prix-amerique.com/evenement/palmares/?lang=en

this attachment does not do the site justice

[Messenger]

From Trish

[Messenger]

What you get your toddler (instead of a pedal car) if you want to get them into harness racing

[aussiebreno]

What you get your toddler (instead of a pedal car) if you want to get them into harness racing

I have an uncle in to pedal cars. He sourced a pedal horse for me as a young tacker. Should be photos lying around somewhere if I find I will post on here.

[Messenger]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Brennanracing/status/1044388484729909248

This clip deserves a caption

(Thanks to an ex poster for the link)

[Messenger]

The following pic had the Harnesslink title Surprise quinella has Sergio all smiles
I can't see it myself, I am thinking more along the lines of
That B@$%^#* Sugars could have let me have the candy