Hey breno, The trouble with league is Kiwis are so erractic............we only win the WORLD CUP, TRI NATIONS and never win one off games !!!! LOL
I wish Justdoit was not jailed as I have been quietly waiting for this for a few months!!
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Hey breno, The trouble with league is Kiwis are so erractic............we only win the WORLD CUP, TRI NATIONS and never win one off games !!!! LOL
I wish Justdoit was not jailed as I have been quietly waiting for this for a few months!!
Hello All,
This being my first post I thought it would be good to kick off with some humour.
Nothing offensive, Can I give you, give you a little tip Huh...
Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
Hillen, its the hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy!! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.
PM: Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. W' ill be ruined.
Hilth Munister: We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain?
PM: No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one.
Hilth Munister: What about Australia ?
PM: I'll call Joolia Gillard. Tell her we need one million condoms, ten enches long and eight enches thuck.
That way they'll continue to respect the "all blacks".
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes that arrived at the Pist Office.
She finds one million condoms. 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM
Topsy Turvy that Mother fucker. hahahahahaa
This time, surely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQS2RriUzVk
The All Blacks will win that easy it will make Black Caviars wins look close.there is no possible way the kiwi fans will not be partying long and hard tonight