ClassicFrozen Lasagna? Geeze. That's awful. I take it the food at Melton hasn't improved much over the vomitous muck they used to regularly insult the patrons with at Moonee Valley?
In the year that MV closed I went down there with my Dad & my Brother and made our way to this upstairs dining room. I can vividly recall Dad ordering a piece of fish and it was just dreadful. I'd be prepared to bet that it was caught back when Gough Whitlam was PM.
I went against my best judgement that day, having been completely traumatised by them at primary school canteen level all those years ago, and would you believe I was foolish enough to order a Pie?
Someone made the obligatory joke about it being a Rat's Coffin. Upon returning to the table and taking a chop at it, they were right on the money. To add insult to injury I suspect that it wasn't even a young rat. It was an old grissled one. T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E.
I think my brother ordered a roast pork & veges or something like that. It came out as a kind of conglomerate of steamed pig fat covered in bad gravy with those apalling diced up 3 veges mix for colour and some powdered mashed potato to cover up the marks on the plate. Mmmmmm. Nourishing stuff that.
Please pass the Soylent Green.