2 poms were fitting out a shop they were about to open when 1 pom said to the other "i bet some dumb Aussie asks what we are selling" before we get the shelves up.

sure enough a Aussie looks in and says... hey fellas what are you selling.

1 pom winks at the other and says ...arseholes mate

wow said the Aussie your doing well only 2 left