2 poms were fitting out a shop they were about to open when 1 pom said to the other "i bet some dumb Aussie asks what we are selling" before we get the shelves up.
sure enough a Aussie looks in and says... hey fellas what are you selling.
1 pom winks at the other and says ...arseholes mate
wow said the Aussie your doing well only 2 left