Years ago, VIC Breeder/Owner Mark Lawrence wrote a fantastic article for TrackBred that endeavoured to decipher what he called 'Trainer Speak' or something along those lines. I'd love to get a copy of it, it was a riot.
One part that stuck in my mind went something like this.
Phone: Ring Ring, Ring Ring
Trainer: Hello
Owner: G'day mate, I was just ringing to find out how my horse was going?
Trainer: Yeh mate, she's a good goin' filly.
Owner: Great, that sounds good. Where's she up to now?
Trainer: She's doing everything we ask of her.
Owner: Good, that's really good. So you're happy with her then?
Trainer: Yeh, she's a good goin' filly, she's doing everything we ask of her.
Owner: Ok, thanks for that, I'll give you a call in a couple of weeks then?
Trainer: Ok mate.
Owner: Ok, goodbye.
Trainer: Hangs up phone.
Trainer's wife: Who was that on the phone?
Trainer: Don't know.