Gday Toby.

Some advice from an old head. Could go on for ages but will just drop a couple of points.

Similarities between following horses and women...

- They both got sharp teeth and can kick.

- They both very expensive.

Differences between following horses and women...

- Horses are always happy to see you. Even when you get home after a skinful!

- If you follow horses you're always a remote chance of getting some money back.

Good luck to you!